Careers At LoveCurse

Fancy yourself a King of Curses, a Hegemon of Hexing? LoveCurse is always looking for the few, the proud, the morally unhinged to complete our magical ranks of those talented in the darker side of the mystical arts. Don't think of it as spreading unwarrented pain and suffering, but rather doing a greater social justice while getting paid for it! Unless spreading unwarrented pain and suffering tickles your fancy, then by all means go ahead, just don't do it on the clock.

If you feel you fit any of the criteria listed below, or just simply feel that you're good enough to work for us, send along a resume and cover letter that proves your worth to jobs@lovecurse.com

Intern, Rituals Dept - Temporary Position
Does the thought of holding hands with someone you fancy make you blush? Well then we here at LoveCurse have the perfect position for you!

Requirements:

• Must be female (or pass for female if viewer is a little tipsy)
  
• Must be able to lie on a cold stone slab for at least an hour.
  
• Must not have any allergies to large farm animals, such as goats or horses.
  
• Currently homeless is a plus.
  

Mad Scientist, Research and Development
You've spent your entire career tagging Banderghasts, vivisecting Klargorns, and enslaving Molemen to do your nefarious bidding (and laundry). Your particle cannons have punched holes through time, space, and the occasional hapless villager, all in the name of scientific progress. You've sacrificed your morality, humanity, and sanity upon the frigid alter of science, knowing, deep down within that blackened cavity that used to contain a heart, that lesser evils must be commited for the greater good! And what thanks have you gotten? None from the midless cattle of human society, nor any from the supposedly "enlightened" scientists from the Academy! Let those feeble old men hurl down their admonishments from their ivory towers - meanwhile you're out here in the real world getting work done and grinding your fingers to the bone, which was the whole reason why you made that pair of shiny metals hands for your grad project. But did they understand? NO! Playing God they said, dangerously unstable they said. Well you vowed to show them all one day, didn't you? LoveCurse can help you make that vengeful dream into a reality. In return, you'll assist us with a variety of tasks designed to help others realize their own magnificent goals. What higher calling could there possibly be?

As an MS in R&D you'll:

• Come up with new LoveCurse products
  
• Construct fabulous Clockwork Gadgets
  
• Help maintain the Dimensional Transferance Grid
  
• Genetically alter animals for Fun and Profit