Careers

Fancy yourself a King of Curses, a Hegemon of Hexing? LoveCurse is always looking for the few, the proud, the morally unhinged to complete our magical ranks of those talented in the darker side of the mystical arts. Don't think of it as spreading unwarrented pain and suffering, but rather doing a greater social justice while getting paid for it! Unless spreading unwarrented pain and suffering tickles your fancy, then by all means go ahead, just don't do it on the clock.

If you feel you fit any of the criteria listed below, or just simply feel that you're good enough to work for us, send along a resume and cover letter to jobs@lovecurse.com

Zulu Witch Doctor, Research and Development
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Cultist II, Hex Support
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Intern, Rituals Dept - Temporary Position
Do birds and other small forest creatures follow you around whenever you go out for afternoon walks through the country? Does the thought of holding hands with someone you fancy make you blush? Does the phrase "man-meat" legitimately confuse you? Well then we here at LoveCurse have the perfect position for you!

Requirements:
* Must be female (or pass for female if viewer is a little tipsy)
* Must be able to lie on a cold stone slab for at least an hour.
* Must not have any allergies to large farm animals, such as goats or horses.
* Currently homeless is a plus.

If this is you then don't hesitate to send over a resume! We recommend you wear loose-fitting, stain-resistant clothing and if you have long hair tie it back.