An Ecology Sound Experience
Just because LoveCurse specializes in destroying the lives of the miserable, ignorant wretches who have wronged you doesn't mean we don't care about the environment. After all, without a healthy world to breed a steady supply of treacherous human filth we'd all be back working at Starbucks or Wal-Mart, and there are just some varieties of evil we'd rather not contemplate...

Our pledge to you, the world, the universe, is a simple one: for each and every life we utterly, mercilessly ravage into such an unrecognizable tragedy that even their own mothers would screech pious lamentations up to heaven for the regrettable day that life sprayed mewling from their festering loins, we here at LoveCurse will plant a baby tree on the edge of a bright and sunny meadow full of flowers. This is our commitment to the you: for each foul, tainted life we remove from the universal equation we will symbolically fill that void by placing a tiny, adorable Florida Poisontree in the same warm and loving earth that is currently munching on the remains of your hated enemies.

No need to thank us, our satisfaction comes from a job well done.