The shadowed depths of the arcane world are often confusing and not meant to be traveled by the easily confused or faint of heart. However, the eternally fateful guides here at LoveCurse will attempt to shed what light they may to cleave back the darkness, at least far enough so you can see the terribly fantastic shapes rising out of the depths before they claim you...

Q: Hey come on, none of this "magick" stuff is real, right?

Q: Can I really buy this stuff and have it shipped to me?

Q: Someone put a Voodoo Curse on me! What do I do now?!

Q: Hey, these instructions that came with this ritual are kinda long and complicated, can I just make shit up/ignore them?

Q: My "Oboku, Devourer of Plagues" amulet is far too powerful - it consumed my neighbor's plague collection and now he expects me to pay him back! Can this relic be split into shards to marginalize its power?

Q: What is this "Rule of Three" I keep hearing about? Do all the bad things I do really come back to me at thrice the return of negative energy?

A: Well if it's fake then there's a serious epidemic of spontaneous human combustion that needs to be looked into. Seriously though, we're not here to argue with you what the nature of reality is - go bug your under-paid high school philosophy teacher about that if you can get to him before he hangs himself out of sheer frustration, that is. What we are here for is sweet, sweet vengeance, and we're all set to deliver that in spades, provided you pony up the scratch.